@Metalligretch: People keep mistaking my "wow"s for compliments.
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@ashmensch: This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before.
@KrunkedRobot: I just filled up my gas tank and went to a movie and bought a large soda and popcorn, I spent roughly 7000 dollars.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: But what will I eat? Nutritionist: *provides me with a list of healthy foods* Me: Nutritionist: Me: But what will I eat?
@mattmanic: How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?