@Metalligretch: People keep mistaking my "wow"s for compliments.
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@Ignorant_Indian: People out there are trying to contact the dead and you're telling me you can't text back?
@EmilyFreestone1: *boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*
@MrDelFreaky: So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*