@mc_funbags: People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay.
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@anjadrisch: I can't remember where I parked my car an hour ago but I can recall how stupid I was at 20. Please God erase that memory & bring back my car
@ineedaballrub: I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in. Well played, Google.
@david_tull: Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on.