@mc_funbags: People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay.
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@GabbbarSingh: People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number.
@primawesome: I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
@TheQuietPsycho: Find a person who wants to do everything w you... ...and fix them up w someone else. You don't need someone that exhausting in your life
@iwearaonesie: Pooh: There's a rumbly in my tumbly Piglet: What? Pooh: There's. A. Rumbly. In. My. Tumbly Piglet: Pooh: I'm hungry Piglet: Say that then