@Floatersfinest: People laugh cos I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?
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@threeinchgiant: If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed.
@jonnysun: there was a girl on tv show who was crying sayin "i miss america" and it was real sad until someone corected her grammar and gave her a sash
@causticbob: Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand
@ddsmidt: Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says "oh, you want to see crazy?" Reassure her that you do not.