@tastefactory: People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine.
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@Laser_Cat: "Does anybody in the car have a heart condition?" I ask as I slide my Smash Mouth CD into the radio.
@EJGomez: God: u can ask me 1 question me: ok if the singular of geese is goose is the singular of sheep a shoop God: [later] devil: welcome to hell
@MandiAtRandom: Doc: This pill may cause: Heart attack, stroke, minor weight gain, and death Me: WOAH BACK UP, weight gain? I'm out.
@NourhanKheir: an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well.