@tastefactory: People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine.
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@truegritrumble: Harmonicas were invented in 1932 when the worst person in the world decided he needed to organize his hot air into compartments.
@iAmDelFreaky: Me: So, hypothetically speaking, if we were dating would I get any free food? Her: Uh, excuse me? Me: *sigh* #1 combo with cheese, please.
@SnizzleFrizzle: Dude on tv just said, "Where there's fat, there's flavor." He was talking about food, but I took it as a compliment.
@whereami18: I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them