@tastefactory: People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine.
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@rolldiggity: Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."
@Freudianscript: My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants.
@faizziy: Apparently "You should Google it" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding..