@Colt_Seethers: People make me sick, unless you cook them properly.
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@TheAlexNevil: Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him.
@TheRolo: You guys talk about sex like it's so great. I had sex once and she made me take off my jean jacket. Just not worth it.
@tomipuff: I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand