@TheTweetOfGod: People often say things in the heat of anger that in hindsight they regret not accompanying with a punch in the face.
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@partlyfunny: If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.
@Monicann86: My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I'm going to try this with my co-workers.
@TweetsByTheTony: In pretty sure my wife's most prized possession is her plastic bag full of other plastic bags.