@SamGrittner: People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig.
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@QwertyJones3: This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!
@jon_albo: Age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry, they're just numbers.
@hunz74: I just saw a lady jogging backwards. You go, girl...or you just went...or here you come. I don't know which direction I'm going with this.