@Ignorant_Indian: People out there are trying to contact the dead and you're telling me you can't text back?
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@marebytes: Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth
@Sassafrantz: Gynecologist: ok, I just need you to open up... Me, interrupting: As a middle child, I never felt good enough. Gynecologist: Um, your legs
@spookperson: white people eradicated entire populations for spices and yet the bay leaf remains a mystery