@Ignorant_Indian: People out there are trying to contact the dead and you're telling me you can't text back?
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@novicefather: I remember back when I had to charge my Nokia 8210 once every 96 days. My iPhone lost 4% just typing this tweet.
@MUMSIEesq: [Parent-Teacher Conference] Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?!
@TylerLinkin: On date night my wife took me to a place where you make your own pottery. I made an urn.