@Ignorant_Indian: People out there are trying to contact the dead and you're telling me you can't text back?
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@SonOfCha: Last night a burglar broke into my house but I quickly popped open a bag of potato chips & hid in all that free space.
@KingRainhead: if you prick your finger by accident and suck on it, you become your own blood brother & you have to take care of yourself no matter what
@sofarrsogud: ‘Why do people even talk to babies? It’s not like they can understand anything’ I ask my dog.