@juliussharpe: People over 70 have a much different idea of what constitutes a story.
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@robfee: Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone.
@OBiiieeee: [trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex] Her: faster! faster! Me: oh god no
@RealCarrotFacts: Carrots cant float. But if you tie fishy wire to one and hang it in the air and look at it from far away, it almost look like its floating
@wicce_podge: Hate to be nosey, people in the hallway, but you're too effing loud and yes, that mole should be looked at.