@TheAlexNevil: People say “Don’t get carried away” like that wouldn’t be the coolest mode of transport.
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@Supafunkadunka: Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
@Midgetspar: I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.
@UnFitz: My body is a temple. My mind is a comedy club. My apartment is a landfill. My car is a fast food restaurant. I could do this all day.