@cloudypianos: people say Einstein dropped out of school and still was a genius but he didn't drop out to drink fireball and start a band this is important
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@TheToddWilliams: [apiary] ME: Are you the beekeeper? BEEKEEPER: Yup ME: Can I get some? BEEKEEPER: Nope ME: Is it because you k— BEEKEEPER: I keep them
@Dawn_M_: Look what the cat dragged in! *freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*
@robfee: I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [spooky noise comes from my closet] monster under my bed: you heard that too right