@SarcasticAlly12: People say "life's a journey, not a destination," because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!
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@RexHuppke: God, grant me the serenity to yell at immigrant children, the courage to still say I'm a Christian, and the ignorance to not get the irony.
@SocialExtortion: How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?
@EJGomez: God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald