@mc_funbags: People say that Twitter is pointless but it's teaching my children to be self sufficient.
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@pakalupapito: sleeping is nice because ur not actually dead and ur not awake so its a win-win situation
@TheThomason: One nice thing about your 30s is people talk less about figuring themselves out and more about where the best sandwiches are.
@causticbob: Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis.