@Only_Fast_Eddie: People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.
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@hazelmotes1: "They are more afraid of you than you are of them." -people who know even less about me than they do about bears
@Brentweets: Pizza Hut is going gluten free so while you are dying from a heart attack you can atleast not have gas problems
@ambamthankyamam: Hey people that twitter says are "similar to me", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!