@gitson_shiggles: People that call their kids Randy, is that short for Randolph or Randrew?
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@AristotlesNZ: Turns out exposing yourself to different cultures just gets you arrested in multiple countries.
@NathanBgood: "Can't beat fresh apple pie" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. "Wrong" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER.
@knot_eye: "Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..." - condescending con descending
@cigarin: I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day.