@BackrowSeats: People that say "God never gives you more than you can handle" never met my ex-girlfriend.
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@djdarrellripley: Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle....
@yobrah_: I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street.
@Mikecanrant: T Rex isnt so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney just giggling and rolling around on the ground playing with keys.