@RapeyRaperton: People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones.
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@Jake_Vig: I wish people would move over a bit in their selfies. We're redecorating a bathroom and looking for ideas.
@whereami18: My 12 wakes up, showers, changes into another pair of PJ's and starts playing PS4. He has no idea how jealous I am.
@matt___nelson: *walks up to dealer* I would like 3 weeds please "Are you a cop?" No I love crime and tomfoolery "..." Could I also get a bushel of cocaine?
@envydatropic: The forecast isn't calling for rain so I'm just going to wash my car to prove the weatherman wrong