@osigat: People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.
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@VanGobot: leatherface: cmon, we're gonna be late! pinhead: *putting in one pin at a time* this doesn't just HAPPEN you know leatherface: you look fine
@50NerdsofGrey: His tongue explored the hole, probing deeper and deeper until she just couldn't take it any more. 'Would you just eat your donut already?!?'