@osigat: People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.
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@SincerelyTumblr: Me: can remember the lyrics to 898989 different songs. Me: forgets what i had for dinner yesterday
@michaelianblack: Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels.
@pizzajaynow: You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots.
@Phoebetate: I'm the girl who shows up at a Halloween party where everyone is dressed as something sexy and I'm dressed as a bean bag.