People that use shot glasses baffle me. Just take a swig out of the bottle like a normal person.

@Kalarlis: what would Netflix even do if i sent them back a DVD of me doing karate they'd have no choice but to add it to their collection i suppose

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@BackrowSeats: "IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN" I yell while running in the opposite direction.

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@: If a baby pukes on you, puke back. Don't take that shit from a fucking baby

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@causticbob: I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it.

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