@MariyaAlexander: People think I'm a good listener but I'm really just solid at nodding
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@ericsshadow: [anniversary dinner] HER: tell me something that will make my heart race ME: my credit card got declined
@TheTweetOfGod: Great news! Chipotle is giving out thousands of free burritos tomorrow! That means I’ll be seeing thousands of you by this weekend!