@MariyaAlexander: People think I'm a good listener but I'm really just solid at nodding
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@radscientist_: I just walked into my room holding the remote and a glass of chocolate milk and I meant to toss the remote into my bed but instead I tossed the glass of chocolate milk onto my bed