@MariyaAlexander: People think I'm a good listener but I'm really just solid at nodding
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@PortRooster: If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box...
@HatfieldAnne: The orthodontist says I'm doing a “super job” wearing my retainers. All this really means is that I'm able to put things in my mouth.
@natedeschaine: Just finished writing my will. In TOTALLY UNRELATED news, I'm about to try resolving some issues regarding my iTunes library.