@shariv67: People used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a standup comic. Well, no one's laughing now. Wait.
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@Blondrbomber: When I see crying children and miserable parents- I run to the bathroom, crush up my birth control, and snort it.
@JasonLastname: Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine.