@shariv67: People used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a standup comic. Well, no one's laughing now. Wait.
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@warmyellowlight: i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me
@DothTheDoth: No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact.
@WildeThingy: In the UK we celebrate Thanksgiving as the day we managed to ship all our paranoid religious fundamentalists off to another continent.
@shutupmikeginn: A trailer in a movie theater ended with "November 20th" and a guy loudly said, "thats my birthday" and a random guy said "happy birthday"