@therepoguy: People who are complaining of shoveling driveways, haven't you heard of moving?
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@novicefather: I DO help with the laundry. My wife just doesn't understand. I wear the same jeans for like two weeks straight.
@G_Faylor: an apple drops from a tree and hits me perfectly in the head but i don't act like some big science guy
@Keys_ToMe: I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, "um, these aren't mine."