@Home_Halfway: People who argue Hillary is crooked; boy have I got news for you on the rest of the government
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@Ideal_Victoria: Watching my coworkers split a cupcake three ways was more upsetting than the first time I missed my period.
@moooooog35: I'm coaching my son's soccer team because it's important that he knows I'll swear at other kids, too.
@lauraleeksmith: No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's