@Home_Halfway: People who argue Hillary is crooked; boy have I got news for you on the rest of the government
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@towelforacape: I say 'tomato', you say 'put your hands where I can see them and exit the vehicle slowly' .
@TheJamieLee: Whenever someone says they hate cats and they're all shitty and snobby about it, I'm like, "Weird cuz you behave JUST like one."
@lisaxy424: It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
@RykWeston: So, funny story. That Thundercat I shot on my front porch was some dumbass kid in a costume. Regardless, he's going up on the wall.