@MisterBombay: People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides
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@SteveSuckington: [bleeding out] ER Doctor: do you know your blood type? ME: I've never really thought about it TBH. As long as it has a good personality
@SamGrittner: You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What’s not to like about birthdays?