@MisterBombay: People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides
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@robfee: Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
@MasterOfFury: i like dropping off a tweet to FB & watch as everyone cautiously forms a circle around it, looking confused while prodding it with a stick.
@JermHimselfish: Of course this milk is fresh, I just saw it breakdancing in the back of the refrigerator.
@jenyb4: Um, hi. How much is the rent for this amazing apartment? Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.