@MisterBombay: People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides
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@jonnysun: ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u
@Sal0630: In a perfect world anyone that said they, “literally died,” would drop dead on the spot.
@Mr_Kapowski: We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob
@nettie0918: That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it's still the same principal that had to call your parents.