@sixthformpoet: People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him.
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@wendchymes: Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns.
@funnol: sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures
@yoyoha: Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually