@dreamthievin: People who bend down to pick up a thread instead of running over it with the vacuum 37 times, what's it like to exercise?
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Age 28: forgets to wash face & moisturize, wakes up w/ smudged sexy eye make-up Age 38: forgets to wash face & moisturize, wakes up a dragon
@Beerhaze: I wish it were okay for a guy to carry a purse because there is only so much banana bread that I can fit in my wallet.
@UnFitz: Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard.