@RuthePhoenix: People who call themselves "grammar Nazis" deserve the worst possible sentence.
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@DreamExplosive: Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens.
@CourtneyBale: Me: So excited for the weekend! Predatory alien in disguise: Same here! Sooo easy to catch, right M: Huh P: The weakened M: What P: What
@MatCro: [dinner party] GF: [to rich guy] So what do you do? RICH GUY: I race horses for a living ME: Do you ever beat them?
@SilleVio: I don't like to brag about my cat-like reflexes. That said, could someone please call for help? I got startled and am stuck in a tree.