@RuthePhoenix: People who call themselves "grammar Nazis" deserve the worst possible sentence.
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@imchriskelly: "What charities do you donate to?" "I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."
@kumailn: You think Japanese teenagers are shocked the first time they see a real live naked woman & it's not all pixelated looking down there?
@ambermruffin: Now that the Statue of Liberty is dark, there's no way they're letting her into the U.S.