@RuthePhoenix: People who call themselves "grammar Nazis" deserve the worst possible sentence.
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@WilliamAder: I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me.
@AimeeHelene1: I just said "bye - bye" when I ended a phone call, and now I'm debating on if I should have my milk & cookies before or after recess.