@mooodles: People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Kyle_Lippert: Have girl problem? Feel bad for you son. I live in Russia. Have 99 problems. Bear ate car. Wife ate bear. Son ate wife. I eat son now?
@QwertyJones3: I joined a poker tournament with a bunch of people who do origami. I'm gonna dominate, cause these guys always fold.
@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Hold still. All I need to do is wipe your nose. Toddler: *dodges the tissue like she's in the Matrix*