@mooodles: People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!
@SkinnerSteven: Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are
@Dildo_Hitler: Bruce Willis reaches for his iPhone but accidentally grabs his iPad and screams because he thinks he's shrunk
@imence2: I hate how every single day my ex wife just keeps waking up!
@INDlAN_: Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus thinks they can cry louder than me
@UnFitz: Fact: A childless person coined the phrase "Sleep like a baby."