@TheTweetOfGod: People who criticize the Bible should keep in mind it was My first novel.
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@MaraWritesStuff: Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like.
@SmithWit: Be thankful for Twitter. The way gas prices are headed, we're never going to meet real people ever again.
@LosLos__: Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.