@TheTweetOfGod: People who criticize the Bible should keep in mind it was My first novel.
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@BastardProphet: 90% of parenting, is saying different variations of "We don't eat waffles with our feet".
@decentbirthday: Friend: check out my conscience shell Me: you mean conch? *holds up to ear* Shell: you saw those kids get in that van and you did nothing
@djdarrellripley: Her: You know, alot of men are going to be miserable when I marry. Me: Well how many men do you plan to marry?