@qwertygirl: People who hit Reply All to 20+ recipients and then say, "Thanks!"--please know, you are going to Hell. Nothing can save you. Nothing.
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@yoyoha: How long does Netflix have to be down before they send someone to your house to stroke your hair & tell you everything's going to be alright
@CarpentersCrack: I date waitresses so I can ask them if everything is ok when their mouth is full.
@JasonLastname: On your first day in prison, walk right up to the nicest guy in there and break his heart.