@dreadnaught69: People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop
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@Shock_Monster: Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words.
@chuuew: ME: [gets into a car accident] EMT: Sir, please step out of the vehicle, we're trying to save lives
@buttgh0st: "sir can you describe the stingray that attacked you?" yes it was like a weird pancake
@SaraThomas84: It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework