@JermHimselfish: People who make up phrases and try to pass them off as popular sayings are just throwing meat to the monkeys in the middle of a maelstrom.
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@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
@ericsshadow: 1985: call me on the new line in my room 2000: call me on my mobile flip phone 2015: don't call me
@roostermustache: Me: if u take an opinion and subtract 3.14, you're just left with onion. pretty crazy huh Girl at the bar im flirting with: *takes 9 shots*
@Brianhopecomedy: "Dadd-" "No." "You don't even know what I was going to say!" "You're wearing your Superman costume and standing beside the ladder. No."