@pizzajaynow: People who only tweet inspirational stuff are the same people who reminded their school teacher about homework assignments.
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@lolajxx: Sometimes as a woman all i want is for a man to grab me, throw me into bed and then clean my house while i sleep
@BatmanOffDuty: One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force.
@prufrockluvsong: Waiter: here's your milksha- James Bond: grrrrrrr Waiter: -stirred your milkstirred
@AGStr8upNinja: She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk.