@pizzajaynow: People who only tweet inspirational stuff are the same people who reminded their school teacher about homework assignments.
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@TheAlexNevil: Boss: My door is always open Me: I know and it makes it really hard for me to leave work early
@karencreets: Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
@caithuls: YOU (trying to insult me): I bet you’re fun at parties ME (insulted but the wrong way): I am not! How dare you