@junejuly12: People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old
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@dumbbeezie: I just saw a woman outside sitting alone on a bench and staring at nothing and it made me so sad. I wonder what happened to her phone?
@Manali_Shetye5: If it's not Valentine's Day and you see a man in flower shop, you can probably start the conversation with "What did you do?".
@topaz_kell: Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like not being allowed to leave the table until you finish your brussels sprouts.
@themcgillicutty: Wanna hear me read a receipt from a trip to the grocery store? That's how interested I am in listening to the details of your workout.