@junejuly12: People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old
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@3sunzzz: Teacher: Bob, how do you make a nail plural? Dumb Bob: You add S. T: *amazed* Yes! Come up to the board and show us. DB: [writes] SNAIL
@LoveYoorFate: The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can't hear you" over and over
@longwall26: I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.