@NonCombosMentos: People who say "adorbs" make me miserbs
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@huntigula: if I accidentally respond "you too" after a fast-food clerk tells me to enjoy my meal, I shove some fries in their mouth so it isn't awkward
@professorkiosk: Games are for those who like to restrict themselves arbitrarily to certain actions for a specified period of time in the hopes of "winning."
@_NTFG_: Asked a vegetarian if she'd heard this song, then remembered vegos are too weak to turn on radios and way too busy playing with their lutes.
@SteveSuckington: Hostess: enjoy these complimentary after dinner mints Mints: you have beautiful eyes Me: [blushing] wow they're very complimentary