@NonCombosMentos: People who say "adorbs" make me miserbs
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@audipenny: I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him
@weinerdog4life: Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?
@fro_vo: a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line
@SaraMansford: Never date a chemist, they seduce you with their magnetism, only call you periodically, then one day: Boom! They Argon.