@Philosopherbing: People who say "Don't shit where you eat" have clearly never heard of Chipotle
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@caliluvgirl77: Just made eye contact with my hot neighbor through the window Wish I didn't have 6 marshmallows in my mouth.
@dreadnaught69: I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like "core competency" or "design out the problem" or "I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today"
@Kneevyl: If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now.