@Philosopherbing: People who say "Don't shit where you eat" have clearly never heard of Chipotle
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@NoogsCorner: Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.
@shanethevein: I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?
@dinnersruined: DATE: *sighs* You said you were a professional body builder. ME: I am! I make prosthetics. Ha ha! And funny jokes! Wait where are you going?
@OVO_Ty15: I'm gonna put a Whoopee Cushion on the front of my car so that if I hit anything it'd atleast be a little funny.