@badAzz_mom: People who say "I hate to bother you" need to learn to hate it a little bit more.
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@audipenny: Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body
@Dutch_50: I'm at that age where I can't simply pick something up, I need to first knock it over and then pick it up.
@imskytrash: retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?
@PsychoCesc: The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.