@rikpayne: People who say "Money doesn't grow on trees" don't understand the paper making process.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@shkeeber: Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many.
@Mindless4Miles: DJ: "MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!" *Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*
@fraservalleyjay: Sometimes for fun I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they open the door I say "Hey! Sorry I'm late."
@KevinBuffalo: Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I'm 73.