@WheelTod: People who say the book is always better than the movie: have you ever actually read "Debbie Does Dallas?"
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@drayzze: If you're desperately lonely, just look on the bright side. At least you still have standards.
@isabelzawtun: *walks outside to see an abandoned post-apocalyptic desert, humanity wiped out, no one to be seen* "Ugh the ONE day my hair looks perfect"
@TheBoydP: They say don’t eat when you’re bored but I never get bored of eating so I think I’m good.