@TrueTorontoGirl: People who say "the future is now" don't understand how time works.
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@ddsmidt: Whenever my husband "puts something away" I'm always suspect. I mean, it's not as if he really knows where anything goes.
@murrman5: [during dinner on a date] "I'm currently in university" how long is your degree? "normally a year, but I have dial up, so probably 2"
@FlyJ_: The best way to stop uninvited guests from stopping by your home is to always answer the door naked.