@TrueTorontoGirl: People who say "the future is now" don't understand how time works.
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@DillDoes: [god inventing animals] okay here's a new one. It's an umbrella "okay" made out of jello "alright" and it electrocutes things "you're drunk"
@crylenol: BAE: come over BATMAN: i'm fighting crime BAE: my parents aren't home BATMAN: *tears up* same