@PJTLynch: People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio
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@juliussharpe: The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks.
@kirthyiyer: The location of a pimple on your body is directly correlated to how much your body hates you.
@AndyAsAdjective: "any ideas?" let's tie a bunch of helium balloons together & then hold onto the strings "whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away"