@PJTLynch: People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio
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@goodtimenoel: You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off.
@Faceyspace: HAHA ME AND MY NEW BOYFRIEND QUIT SMOKING TOGETHER NO ONE WILL GET MURDERED FOR SURE.
@heatherlou_: My boss said if I tried to take Friday off, I could just take the rest of the year off so that's kinda neat.