@PJTLynch: People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio
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@just1fool: To convert Celsius to Fahrenheit to double Celsius and add thirty. To convert someone to Mormonism you double the wives and add 17 kids.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [pretends my phone rings while on date] i gotta take this. hello? oh hi [watches date for reaction]... the teenage mutant ninja turtles
@fro_vo: ME: *whispering to date as symphony orchestra begins playing beethoven's 5th* can you believe a dog wrote this