@CarrieMayhem: People who say "you can run but you can't hide" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run.
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@chrissyteigen: I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away
@GeauxSaints79: Coworker: What's so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I'm on there, what's your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You're looking at your phone. M:...