@CarrieMayhem: People who say "you can run but you can't hide" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run.
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@lasergirl70: Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning.
@MoistPork: Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together.
@yayraptor: [dad training] TRAINER: im hungry ME: ok lets ea- TRAINER: [stares] ME: i mean-hey hungry im dad
@FatherWithTwins: Parenting is great if you want to relive every moment from your childhood when your parents got mad at you - from your parents' perspective.