@beefman138: People who scream on roller-coasters : Did you not expect it to go fast down the hill?
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@KimJungilSpirit: 4yo doctor visit: Doc: no more than 30 mins for 4yo on the iPad. I'd rather he play with mud. Me: .. Wife:.. Me: where do u download mud?
@theedgeofchris: Dora the Explorer has taught me just enough Spanish to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had.
@mikeleffingwell: "And... uh... chocolate kills dogs." - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth.