@beefman138: People who scream on roller-coasters : Did you not expect it to go fast down the hill?
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@Sickayduh: I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it
@EliTerry: The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles. Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey.
@VectorBelly: I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane.
@alispagnola: Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren't supposed to make you dumber.