@PyrBliss: People who still say 'YOLO' only deserve to live once anyway.
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@big_1_Otis: I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes.
@alicewhitey: How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
@DumbConfessions: Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid.