@PyrBliss: People who still say 'YOLO' only deserve to live once anyway.
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@tuckerflodman: [CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. "I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!
@MatCro: I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: "I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."
@causticbob: What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
@Halbeerz: After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies