@PyrBliss: People who still say 'YOLO' only deserve to live once anyway.
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@SteveDutzy: Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's
@Tmoney68: When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
@cromp_daddy: man [looking at condom in horror]: oh no.. it's expired woman: don't condoms take like 5 years to expire? man [visibly sweating]: uhhhh