@NervousJr: People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.
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@seandunn76: 4 in 3 people have syphilis. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you has syphilis twice.
@Book_Krazy: I call bullshit on vampires that look all sexy and shit when they can't even see their reflection
@DaddyJew: Some music just moves you. For example this Taylor Swift song playing on the radio makes me wanna drive off a cliff