@Swishergirl24: People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law.
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@ashleycrem: If pharmaceutical companies have taught me anything, they've taught me that people with life threatening illnesses love to hike.
@hoops_Daddy: Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance.
@TheMichaelRock: Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker.