@confusedlush: People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept.
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@TheBossyBlonde: If you have never had a friend that you haven't contemplated leaving at a gas station forever I applaud you.
@FrogAvalanche: Drug Dealer: U have to tell me if ur a cop. Cop: U have to tell me if ur a dealer. DD: U sure? Cop: Ya Im a cop, I know laws Oh damn it.
@SortaBad: How to sleep: 1. Lay down 2. Dim lights 3. Dwell about literally every mistake you've made in your life for 6 hours 4. Rest for 9 minutes