@lloydrang: People who tweet about politics should have to pass a small test: if i say "Oh, look, a dead bird," and you look UP, we take your phone away
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@realHamOnWry: You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis.
@HomeProbably: It's almost as if they don't know the first rule of carrying rolls of wrapping paper club is; always be prepared for a sword fight, officer.
@MyPornKhan: When folks unfollow me shortly after they've followed me I just figure they sobered up.