@_davidlucas_: People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL.
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@com3t0think0fit: Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet baby girl 2: *starts crying* These are my only feet!
@Michael1979: GREAT day volunteering at the library! Noticed a local youth reading a book called “Moby D*ck” so I confiscated it before it could corrupt his innocent mind. Then I found a fun book about laughing out loud called LOLita and gave him that instead. I LOVE keeping young minds pure!