@_davidlucas_: People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL.
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@LexReturns: The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.
@RadOrDie: I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.
@sammyrhodes: Let me get this straight Hulu Plus. I pay you $ to watch shows & then you fill those shows with commercials. This sounds familiar.