@_davidlucas_: People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL.
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@Mr_Kapowski: We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob
@TheAlexNevil: I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
@amateuradam: There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird.