@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?
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@AndyAsAdjective: When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps.
@BlindChow: [drunk w/ 2 kittens at a bar] give me another "haven't u had enough?" i'll tell u when i've had enough! *bartender hands me another kitten*
@thagr8short1: I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'