@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?
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@withanewname: "Honey?! What did you feed him? His poop is huge ... and green!" [the first of many struggles that Bruce Banner's parents faced]
@GalaxyKate: Academic paper protip: end your Conclusion section with "just as the old woman in the forest predicted" or "in defiance of the prophecies"
@Dutch_50: Denied candy because I "didn't wear red". Kicked out of the office because I "didn't wear pants". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules.
@Just_Lee_: A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.