@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?
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@drxubair: I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit.
@QwertyJones3: DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? "Can I shower with this cast?" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!
@panmidwest: DATE: …your profile said you were a bodybuilder? ME [assembles crash test dummies for a living]: that's right